• I am so excited to be a Mormon for Halloween.
I always want to make my Facebook status:
“My name is Brigham Young, I cut off my daughter’s clitoris”
but I think I would offend
like
everyone
“
When I was in fifth grade
I had a friend, Steve Blade
He and I were close as two friends could be
One thing led to another
And soon I would discover
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
I thought about us on a deserted island
We’d swim naked in the sea and then he’d try and…
Whoa!
Turn it off
Like a light switch
There, it’s gone
My hetero side just won
I’m all better now
Boys should be with girls
That’s Heavenly Father’s plan
So if you ever feel you’d rather be with a man
Turn it off
— Turn It Off, Book of Mormon
When Josh Gad sings really low and manly in “Man Up” I laugh so hard every time.
I ALMOST FORGOT
I had a dream that I met Andrew and Rory and I hugged them
and it was amazing but then I woke up
A warlord who shoots people in the face
What’s so scary about that?
Andrew’s voice and face and everything soothes my soul :3
(Source: fuckyeahthebookofmormon)
Andrew Rannells performing “I Believe” at the Tony Awards.
Andrew Rannells, Josh Gad, musical director Stephen Oremus and composer Bobby Lopez during a Book of Mormon cast album signing on May 17th, 2011
(Source: , via turnit0ff)
